There is shocking new evidence that America, the evil industrial parasite and the cause of the world's global warming climate crisis, has extended her reach beyond this planet to Jupiter. The latest evidence from NASA is showing extreme warming around the equator of Jupiter.
As all of you know, because it was spoken in an almost ex cathedra fashion by the Democrat Senator and presumptive presidential nominee Barak Obama, global temperature change is caused by greedy Americans "driv[ing] our SUVs and eat[ing] as much as we want and keep[ing] our homes on 72 degrees at all times. Shame on you! Not me, I "offset" my carbon footprint by buying carbon credits. America's selfishness and greed knows no bounds, not even our own planet and atmosphere. We are causing a solar system wide catastrophe of human induced "solar system warming."
As you can see in the picture above right, there has been a drastic increase in the HURRICANE like red spot storms on Jupiter. The great red spot you see on the left has been around for quite some time, but in 2006 another red spot appeared. Now, as you can see from the picture above taken on May 9, 2008, there is a third red spot that has developed. We understand our own climate so well and can forcast the weather years in advance. Armed with this complete knowledge and understanding we know without doubt that human induced global warming is the cause of the increase in hurricanes, typhoons, and other severe weather patterns around the world. By extrapolation we also now know without doubt that America's unfettered consumerism is causing a drastic increase in hurricane like storms on Jupiter. We need to send Ray Nagin to Jupiter as soon as possible to help them develop a strategy to deal with these storms.
The answer is clear my friends. Vote Obama For President in November! Oh and don't forget to park your SUV, go hungry, and freeze or broil depending on your location.
C "first time in my adult life I am proud of America" man
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